Pass the weed around, like that shit is contagious – Lil Wayne

Sunday Morning. Dedication 5 blasting on my speakers. Arsenal on top of the league Table.. I might just be the happiest man on Earth this moment.. So let me scribble down some things

    Someway, Somehow, I managed to convince the owner of this blog that I’m sane enough to appear on here.. Joke’s on him.

Why did I start with that First line? Truth be told, I dont know. I felt since “Weed” is in the sentence, it will interest a lot of you seeing as that’s what everyone seems to be enjoying now. *I hear the applause.. Thank You. Thank You*

I’m on twitter and I am a Nigerian so automatically that means i have a lot to talk about. Why? Because we live in a country where our leaders are as corrupt as they are shameless and where Twitter has become the best teacher of English Language. In other ways, Recipe for Writing Greatness.. Once again, I digress

You ask “Digress from what exactly?” Seeing as I have not established any clear topic in this article, i give it to u. Valid Question. Thumbs Up.

Seeing as i live in a country where the opinion of the masses is not taken into account, i choose to ignore ur question.. Go to ur grave with it… And before u start to rain curses at me, dont blame me, blame the system.. (by the way, that’s one of my favourite Slogan)

Was out with some friends the other day, after two bottles of vodka, We rolled up some Joints……. Hehehe..You see what i did there?  U see how i have made that first sentence relevant? If only Companies i want to work for can see how smart I am..
U all see there is a pattern to my writing i tend not to stick to a story, my mind is all over the place.. That makes me the Lil Tunechi of writing… We dont stick to the script… Hehehe..
As i was saying, we rolled up some Joints, as we were doing this, another friend came in with a Lady. Cute as a cucumber. She sat down projecting this “I’m quiet, I’m a mind reader, why are all of u carrying beards,  i hate this enviroment” vibe.. *Cut through 1Hour, a lot of rambling, a pack of Five Alive with a lot of vodka poured into her glass* She was now the life of the gathering and sex was the topic on the table. She had no problem with saying we all looked like kids and she could take 4 of us alone.
At this point, i want to assert that this declaration has nothing to do with how much of a whore this girl was, but had a lot to do with how sexy and David Beckhamish my friends and I were looking.. Even Zeus would have come down and asked us to become gods if he was not off-duty that day..

i hear u all asking what happened next… Lol.. U should know by now that I’m not going back to that story.. *Cuts in LMFAO’s I’m sexy and I know it”

By now, most of you should have realized this article is not about anything important. It’s just the thought process of a deranged, self aware Nigerian Youth who loves to scribble down notes..
I have a day to plan. Will be back soon than u can finish reading the “The
LOL?? See you when i see you -_-


My Best Movie Quotes


My Obsession with Movies is a well known fact. A well made hollywood movie is a thing of pure act… From the locations where the movie was shot to suit the storyline in the movie, to the devotion by the actors and actresses to embody the character they are to play, to the superb dialogue, the act of film-making in Hollywood is a beautiful thing. This is the reason why Nollywood movies and to some extent, Bollywood movies annoy me very much. The year 2012 was a year to remember for any big time movie lover. It was a year that gave us the very best of exceptional chemistry between great Directors, great screenwriters, superb thespians which all culminated in some of the best movies i have seen in a while.. From the critically acclaimed ‘Lincoln’, ‘Les Miserables’, ‘Flight’, ‘The master’, ‘The Sessions’, ‘Dark Zero Thirty’, etc, to the Commercially successful ‘The Avengers’, ‘The Hobbit : An unexcepted Journey’, etc to the very best films in a Movie Franchise ‘James Bond: Skyfall’, ‘The Dark Knight rises’. We had a grand Year.

Without further ado,i would like to give you all my top ten movie quotes. This list is based on the films i have seen. So dont be shocked if that “great movie quote” you are sure should make this list doesnt find it’s way into this list.. So here it is



Quote: “I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?” —Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry (This was the Movie that established Clint Eastwood as the badass, cool good guy in movies long before he became a renowned Movie Director)p



Quote: “Say hello to my little friend”  (As he pulls out a M-16). —Al Pacino as Scarface (A very sensational performance by Al pacino. Playing a crime Boss with a very sharp contrast to his performance as michael Corleone in The Godfather)



Quote: ” I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.” — Marlon Brando as The Godfather (If You have not seen this movie, you are on a long thing)



Quote: ” Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have fucked with? That’s me. —  Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino ( The very second he dropped this statement, the fear that suffered on the other guy’s face was priceless)



Quote: ” For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that cant be found, elseways everyone would know where it was” –  Godfrey Rush as Hector Barbossa in Pirates of the Carribeans (Very Very Deep Line)



Quote: ” Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards? — Heath Ledger as the Joker in ‘The Dark Knight’     (I have seen plenty of the late Heath Ledger’s films, I never saw any signs that he would be able to pull off such a sinister role which is normally reserved for the Jack Nicholsons, Ed Nortons, Johnny Depps and Christopher Walkens of the world. It’s a pity he died just few months after production wrapped up on this movie)



Quote: ” And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won’t not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they’re tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good? (YES, SIR!) That’s what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin’. — Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds ( Brad Pitt’s delivery of this lines is forever engraved in my skull)



Quote: ” Forgiveness is between them and God. It’s my job to arrange the meeting.” — Denzel Washington as Creasy in Man on Fire ( I couldnt stop laughing)



Quote: ”  I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find ayou, and I will kill you. ” — Liam Nesson in Taken ( Everyone i know fell in love with this movie because of this extremely elaborate warning at the beginning to the kidnappers)

And then my number one quote is from the movie “The Dark Knight”.. When Bruce Wayne’s company Accountant begins to suspect that his Boss is batman, he brings his suspision to Lucius Fox played by Morgan Freeman and he tells Lucius that he plans to blackmail Bruce wayne for 10million Dollars a year with the information.. Morgan’s reaction was priceless



Quote:  (Turns to the accountant and removes his glasses) and then says ” Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.” (LMAO…. I laughed till tears started coming out of my eyes, kept rewinding it back)

So that’s my list… Hope you liked it…..feel free to drop ur comments and your favourite quotes

Death Wins Round 1


Our University days are over..This is the first Year of the rest of our Lives..Death has taken his first shot and it’s a really good one..My best and Brightest Friend is gone. We were 22years and felt we had the world beneath our feet..I look up to the sky and the sun doesn’t look so bright anymore. The Jokes I used to love don’t sound so funny anymore..we met at the competition centre for the “International Mathematical Olympia” back in our secondary school days and I knew that would be the beginning of a really long (at least I thought) and fruitful relationship. We spent 9years together and u left an indelible mark on me. We both always took pride in our twisted and cynical sense of humour. How can I laugh at such jokes now if all I remember after the joke has bin delivered is u?.. I took 20minutes to sit at our favourite spot in awka when I came back from your Burial and finally it hit me big time..”Iyke is gone and I am never going to see him again” (at least in this life). Tears finally rolled down my cheeks. Who’s going to be my sidekick when I poke fun at girls’ in skimpy clothes? Who’s going to be the guy that suggests that we should start going room to room claiming to be medical students carrying out a survey on Breast Cancer by carrying out Breast examination? Who’s going to have that almost telephatic understanding of the way I think and the way my mind works? Who’s going to engage in those really smart arguments with me that always ends up making us laugh so hard instead of Quarrelling? Iyko,u were intelligent and u had the awards to prove it. Iyko,u were smart and I have the ideas u came up with to prove it, Iyke,u were versatile and I was a witness to that. I promise one thing to u,as long as the Lord keeps me alive and on the right track in life,I shall make sure u are not forgotten amongst your contemporaries.. I loved you with all my heart and u knew I did.. We had our plans but the Lord had his.. Keep the flag flying over there on our behalf until we meet to part no more … RIP Engr. Ikechukwu Ogbughalu

ALUU COMMUNITY: Scape Goat of a long and accepted ongoing Trend


The Brutal Murder of four Undergraduates of the University of Port Harcourt was always going to cause an uproar but I watched people on Twitter and Facebook with utter disbelief as people reacted with feigned shock and different levels of “phoned-in” annoyance and sadness to their killings..Don’t get me wrong,I think what happened was really bad ..Killing someone, that you didn’t catch red-handed in d act, like a dog is nothing to write home about
The “Already Popular” JUNGLE JUSTICE has always bin a way of life for us..The OPC,Area Boys,Onitsha Agberos,Security Operatives have beat up and killed people in a similar manner in d past and we have all commended (Inwardly or Outwardly) the acts. We even had the very popular “BAKASSI BOYS” in d East.. So why has this current case caused such an uproar?? Because a video of it was made?
We,Nigerians,should learn to stop being Hypocrites. we should know exactly what we stand for,what we believe in and stand by it.. Today,a girl is raped and killed,some young girl or guy is shot dead by armed robbers and we all wish nothing but a slow and painful death on the perpetrators of such dastardly acts..the very next day,someone is beaten to death by the mob for doing the same thing and we all say “No one deserves to be killed in such a way”.Everyone supports the victim… Who are u all deceiving?”
I personally believe that the people who killed those boys should be brought to book because they killed those boys without for no proper reason.
Do I support Jungle Justice? Can’t say for sure but I believe there are some people who deserve to die in d cruel manner those boys died for example,People who rape and then kill Girls,ARMED Robbers,Pedophiles (killing an ordinary thief is taking it too far)
Y do I believe so? Because the mere sight of such gruesome murder of an “assumed armed robber or rapist” has discouraged a lot of young people from towing the line of such evil men while convincing some people already into it to change their ways..This is my express Belief
It’s me,The Don and I’m out.

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God and His World……..MY VIEW ON SIN


My soul is troubled..i want to say something about it so i start to think to myself where can i say whatever i want to say,however i want to say it without any repercussions…Twitter comes to mind but its 140characters restriction quickly rules it out..then i remember my blog..So here i am..The Issue of sin and God being so strict about it that once u derail u are going to hell is something i wish to address

Pastors have formed a habit of contradicting themselves…They tell u that God is Omnipotent,Omnipresent and Omniscient..but still they tell you that u are given the power to choose what u want to do..I always laugh when this statement is made.We know that God is Almighty and that means he knows everything so we expect him to know when we are to die,what we will do next,our darkest secrets etc ..Till this point i know you all agree with me.. Let me stretch it a bit further..He knew Adam and Eve would sin,he knew Cain will kill his Brother,He knew Judas would betray him….Lmao..now some people are shifting in dia chairs..We all know that to sin is to do something contrary to the will of God..If God is truly Omnipotent,nothing contrary to his will can happen That leaves me thinking that God is implicated by our sins since he is both Omnipotent and Omniscient thus when someone disobeys God’s command like lies,steals,commits Murder,God must have intended it to happen since he must have forseen the event and could have prevented it from happening..Afterall Silence in the Face of Evil is regarded as connivance With the Evil…

RememberThe case of Judas Iscariot who merely fulfilled a prophecy by betraying Jesus.Can it be said that he disobeyed The will Of God??.bearing in mind that without d betrayal that the salvation of Man would have bin impossible…My Conclusion is that We are taking part in d biggest and greatest movie of all time and The script to our lives has been written,(How we will live,sins we will commit etc)..and it was written by GOD..and we have no choice in the matter
Later Peeps

Celebrity Get Together


This is Don_Dinozzo again..couldnt sleep last nyt..so i decided to tell a story using celebs and their tracks

Celebrities had a get together…
In the party,Beyonce performed and dedicated her song to all the “SINGLE LADIES”,during the performance,usher kept on shouting “O.M.G”,meanwhile Eminem was telling Rihanna that he is NOT AFRAID of not been with her,rihanna told him that she “LOVES THE WAY HE LIES” but Eminem screamed that there was NO LOVE and walked away,Beyonce walked up to Rihanna after seeing what happened and told her to forget Eminem cos he had a big EGO….PINK joined them and told them she was enjoying the FUNHOUSE…..meanwhile LADY GAGa was having a BAD ROMANCE with the PAPARAZZI as she was leaving the party with ALEJANDRO.Lil wayne helped her out after telling the paparazzi that he will DROP THE WORLD on them if they dont leave gaga alone and that they need to figur out “HOW TO LOVE”..lil wayne walked back into bar where he joined beyonce and co.,he told Beyonce she was ON FIRE on stage,Beyonce told him thanks..Jay-z came in at that point,drunk and kept sayin that he wants to be “FOREVER YOUNG”,drake turned and laughed and told him that he was “SO FAR GONE” .Beyonce then saw R.kelly flirting with almost every girl in the room.she turned and told her friends,she was tired and told them SWEET DREAMS.Beyonce confronted r.kelly on his behavior to which he responded I’M A FLIRT and Beyonce said I WERE A BOY………

Lol..Joblessness is bad..lata peeps

The Sad Story Of Nonhle Thema


This is Don Dinozzo

for the Past three or so weeks,i haff watched with utter disbelief the mental breakdown of @NonlheThema
1. At 29,i am worth 10million
2. That is why i lol a lot cos am too rich to care
3.My Nigerian fans kip followin mi
4. DaRk and Lovely made mi rich

A few million rands and she has turned into a chris brown stalker and is now obssessed abt Nigerians so bad that she kips tweeting abt us
To c such a beauty fall by the roadside because of Pride is really sad..i understand ha situation to an extent though,According to A Profiler (Name Withheld),i was told that ha behaviour suits the pattern of someone who came from a poor background and has bin driven crazy by the sudden influx of cash in ha direction
She is always tweetin abt. ha non-existent relationship wit Chris brown..tweetin abt New Nigerians following ha when it is apparent that ha number of followers has bin hoverin around 70,000 for the past mnth
she kips talkin abt ha houses,cars..sometins i find it hard not to compare ha to Chidinma of BBM Broadcast Fame in Nigeria..
This is wat happens wen u give a kid,a little Fame and Money
Someone should get this babe to join @TeamYabaLeft cos she has totally lost it and am sayin this wit as much love as i can muster

She is not half the celeb Genenvive.Omotala,our very own Mo,Funmi Iyanda or the likes of Don Jazzy are but they are still down to earth..mstcheww

she should watch or she will very soon join Charlie sheen in his world..difference btw ha and sheen though is we love Sheen,no mata wat

lata peeps..luv y’all